Well, I struggled tonight, with the one they call Limerick. So here goes…
The mouse
A big mouse came into my room
I screamed and grabbed the broom
I swiped his head
His under the bed
Now his in the other room
Japan
There once was a lady from Japan
Who always looked so grand
She rode in a trolley
Sucking on a lolly
Now her days of grand, have turned into sand